sábado, abril 28, 2012

Ti (o, terapia intensiva)

- Lo estamos viendo demasiado seguido por acá, ¿Sr...?
-  ¡Albero!
- Bien, Don Albero...la cosa fue que ya le hicimos un lavaje de estómago y le aspiramos toda la arena que tenía adentro. Todo indica que padece de "Ostracismo inverso".
- ¿Qué es eso Dr., nunca lo había escuchado antes? ¡Encima, siempre fui de caerle bien a los demás!
- No, nada tiene que ver con el destierro. Tiene que ver con las ostras, cuando ud. ve una concha o mejor dicho una maravilla de la naturaleza, es decir, una perla; su organismo desarrolla un mecanismo ¿de defensa? y automáticamente la convierte en un grano de arena. Estos granos de arena se van acumulando y evidentemente, cuando menos se da cuenta, ud. se llena de dunas en el interior. Suele suceder que se ignoren los síntomas (por pensarse intrascendentes) tales como: arenilla en los riñones, arenilla en los ojos al despertarse, arenilla en la garganta (como un nudo) o... ¡hasta los delirios constructivos tal como el de fabricar castillos en el aire suelen tratarse erróneamente en un diván!
- ¡Y ahora qué voy a hacer!
- No desespere, debe alejarse de los líquidos, un simple exceso de agua/mar puede no sólo intoxicarlo sino hacerlo estirar la pata. ¡Ojo con la grava y el cemento!...ni se le ocurra juntarse con ellos, salvo que quiera solodificarse y... por sobre todas las cosas...aléjese de los relojeros, no vaya a ser que: termine dándole, grano a grano, su ser y su tiempo a los demás.

viernes, abril 20, 2012

La roca

Estoy orgullosa de ser una piedra. Es más, si algún rocólogo me preguntase: "...qué es lo que te gustaría ser si no fueses una piedra?", le respondería sin titubear: Me gustaría ser una sustancia mineral dura, que no sea ni terrosa ni que tenga aspecto metálico.
Sé que somos consideradas como frías pero, repetiré hasta el cansancio lo mismo: ¡Fríos son los hielos! porque...si fuésemos frías ¿Nos amalg-amaríamos con otra piedra para toda la eternidad?
 Además, esa...sensación de inesperabilidad que nos rodea me fascina. Nunca se sabe dónde iremos a parar. Puede ser que aparezcamos en un cimiento, rompiendo un vidrio de una fábrica explotadora, en una payana, en un "sapito" sobre el río, dentro de un zapato, bajando una colina, partiendo parietales, delimitando el perímetro de un arco de fútbol, en el espacio,  en el espíritu del magma, en algún que otro riñón o vesícula, en el roca-nrol, etc., etc.
¡Amo lo imponderable y amo la maravillosidad de la  fusión! 

jueves, abril 05, 2012

Carlos M. y Oscar W.

Carlos siempre fue, en teoría, comunista.
Pero uno de esos que en el mundo pasan por desapercibidos, porque se recibió de enfermero y lo único que hizo fue limpiarle, durante toda su vida, el culo a los ancianos del geriátrico.
Cierta vez, nos cruzamos en la parada del colectivo y tuvimos el siguiente diálogo:
-...el marxismo es muy bonito pero sólo en los manuales y no deja de ser nada más que montón de hojas...de otoño...
- ¿Por qué decís eso Carlos?
- Fijate cómo se desintegró Rusia, fijate la China "capitalista" y todos sabemos cómo no pueden evitar la con/sumisión Cuba, Corea del Norte y Vietnam.
- ¿Querés decir que no es pragmático?
- Algo así como... el amor para el poeta, ¿O después de besarla sigue siendo lo mismo?
- Tenés razón Carlos...¿Y acá en Argentina, cuál vendría a ser nuestro régimen?
- Acá, por suerte, ya dejamos atrás la "Pobrecracia" para evolucionar a un nuevo sistema de gobierno denominado "Negrocracia"... ¡Ahí viene el C4! ¡Con varias toneladas de esto sabés cómo soluciono las cosas! ¡Chau Oscar!
- ¡Hasta la victa Carlos!

domingo, abril 01, 2012

Storm

14:20, 14:21, 14:22, 14:23, 14:24, 14:25, 14:26, 14:27, 14:28, 14:29, 14:30, 14:31, 14:32, 14:33, 14:34, 14:35, 14:36, 14:37, 14:38, 14:39, 14:40, 14:41, 14:42, 14:43, 14:44, 14:45, 14:46, 14:47, 14:48, 14:49, 14:50, 14:51, 14:52, 14:53, 14:54, 14:55, 14:56, 14:57, 14:58, 14:59, 15:00, 15:01, 15:02, 15:03, 15:04, 15:05, 15:06, 15:07, 15:08, 15:09, 15:10, 15:11, 15:12, 15:13, 15:14, 15:15, 15:16, 15:17, 15:18, 15:19, 15:20, 15:21, 15:22, 15:23, 15:24, 15:25, 15:26, 15:27, 15:28, 15:29, 15:30, 15:31, 15:32, 15:33, 15:34, 15:35, 15:36, 15:37, 15:38, 15:39, 15:40, 15:41, 15:42, 15:43, 15:44, 15:45, 15:46, 15:47, 15:48, 15:49, 15:50, 15:51, 15:52, 15:53, 15:54, 15:55, 15:56, 15:57, 15:58, 15:59, 16:00, 16:01, 16:02, 16:03, 16:04, 16:05, 16:06, 16:07, 16:08, 16:09, 16:10, 16:11, 16:12, 16:13, 16:14, 16:15, 16:16, 16:17, 16:18, 16:19, 16:20, 16:21, 16:22, 16:23, 16:24, 16:25, 16:26, 16:27, 16:28, 16:29, 16:30, 16:31, 16:32, 16:33, 16:34, 16:35, 16:36, 16:37, 16:38, 16:39, 16:40, 16:41, 16:42, 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14:10, 14:11, 14:12, 14:13, 14:14, 14:15, 14:16, 14:17, 14:18, 14:19,
otro día...
otra tormenta de arena...
otra noche de telgopor.